Competition

How to Get Better at Dirty Talk

Woman needs a good 18227

Excuse me, Jason?! No woman wants to be thinking about pet care while having sex. Or at least not Jason Derulo alone. For better or worse, women have had magazine upon magazine and limitless porn videos teach us how to sound sexy in bed, and boy oh boy do we understand the value of it. And it will be worth it; very little is hotter than well-done dirty talk. Women really like dirty talk! I get it, though.

Accordingly please, allow me to help you get laid the only way I know how: through words. Seaaaaaa Worrrlddddd. So please use this to your advantage. Bust out that vaguely Eastern European accent and watch the ability unfold.

I just wanna be your sex slut. Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. I want en route for feel your cum all over my face. I want to feel you shoot your load in my aperture. Fuck me, fuck me! Pound me harder! Being more sensual and sexy also works well. I love you.

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