For those of you who sweat the small stuff and cry over exes you never technically dated, you might be a Girl With No Chill: a shining, relatable beacon of emotions and realness. Here, 16 struggles only girls with absolutely NO chill will understand:. Needing labels. Repeat after me: There's nothing wrong with wanting to know where you stand. It doesn't have to be like, boyfriend-girlfriend or husband or soul mate or executor of my will but, like, just let me know where we're at, JFC! Replaying crap in your head over and over, and analyzing everything you think you did wrong. Thursday at 3 a.
The time has come to confront a bite that I have known ever as I unleashed my internal tornado of hormones on some schmuck in a post-brunch sexual encounter the first week of college freshman year. I allow buried this secret deeper inside me than my Nuvaring. I am not a chill girl. I am not a laid-back chick. I am not a cool woman. I am not a relaxed, go-with-the-flow bitch. It occurred to me the other day all the rage a wallop of sadness and aggravation. I was lying on the baffle of my university housing, cheek hard-pressed against the cool tile in a poetic tableau of utter Victorian agony, feeling abject over what else?